
Seems like I was out of date. Thanks to @shikaboom for dragging me kicking and screaming into mid May. This new version is MUCH nicer.

Seems like I was out of date. Thanks to @shikaboom for dragging me kicking and screaming into mid May. This new version is MUCH nicer.

I didn’t realise they had released the Child of Eden cover art! Though I’d presumed it would be a bit more colourful.

Don’t make me finish you (Taken with instagram)
1 sperm has 37.5MB of DNA information in it. That means a normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1587GB in about 3 seconds

Give yourself to the Dark Side. It is the only way you can save your friends. Yes, your thoughts betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially for… sister. So, you have a twin sister. Your feelings have now betrayed her, too. Obi-Wan was wise to hide her from me. Now his failure is complete. If you will not turn to the Dark Side… then perhaps she will…
My brain has stagnated to the point that freedom in a game frightens me. Just tell me what to shoot.

Six years of hurt.
I remember the moment Saints were relegated from the Premiership. I remember crying in a pub in Wood Green in front of lots of grown men. I remember some Man Uts fans laughing at me. I remember collapsing in the park afterwards and staring at the sky.
I remember us struggling in the Championship. I remember Harry betraying us. I remember able players like Ricardo Fuller leaving any ability the once had at the gates of St. Mary’s.
I remember slipping into administration. I remember the collapsed takeover backed by Matt Le Tiss. I remember our saviour Markus Liebherr saving it all. And I remember him passing away.
But as of today I remember all of this a little less clearly. Because after six years of pain, disappointment and failure to live up to expectations, yesterday we (all but) confirmed our return to the Championship.
And we deserve it – since Nigel Adkins came to us we’ve been brilliant. Lallana has been sensational. Lambert recovered from his slow start to drive our current brilliant run. Barnard’s come good. Harding is a legend. Chamberlain in a super star of the future and we even signed a Brazilan.
Of course, it’s the Premiership return that we crave. But all in good time. Today is a glorious day. COME ON YOU REDS.

There are no words here