Things I like more than tea


There aren’t many things that hand on heart I can say I love more than tea. Twelve, in fact:

  1. My family
  2. My iPhone
  3. Possibly football
  4. Smoking
  5. Maybe video games
  6. Being clean
  7. Being warm
  8. Being flat
  9. The Internet
  10. The Next Generation
  11. Darth Vader
  12. Eyes and hands and things that one needs if one wishes to play games

Genuinely, that’s it. I like tea.