The Next Michael Jackson

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I have a very bad back. It fails me regularly. I today discovered that the pain killers I’m on can be highly addictive if used over a prolonged period. No more than seven days, they say. Been taking mine for fourteen.

Two options present themselves:

A) Stop taking the painkillers
B) The Next Michael Jackson

Option A clearly seems the most prudent. And Option B highly unlikely. But just imagine if. Sometimes in life you have take a gamble. That’s the difference between Alan Sugar and the MD of Linens Direct.

And they say Wayne Rooney’s not a role model!