Dave: A Collection

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If you follow me on Twitter, you’ll be all too aware of my thoughts on Dave the cat. We have two cats. Katamari is a normal ‘cat’ cat but Dave is… I don’t even know. A moron. An arse. Largely unlikable. Very, very stupid. He’s got a lot of love in him, I’ll give him that, but he ‘cats’ so very badly.

Here are some ‘highlights’.

 

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This is Dave pissing in the sink shortly after we moved house. This is taken mid-piss while I can hear the piss trickling down the plug hole. He wasn’t allowed out at the time, but we did have a litter tray down. He just wouldn’t use it. He would shit in the bath, too, but I don’t have a picture of that. Thankfully.

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