https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/benparfitt/6820563585/tumblr_ln8g4lZ5J81qg36bv?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio

A big brownie point to anyone who can name the UK games industry PR stalwart who is the voice of this rather spiffing little number.