It’s that time of year when the family starts asking what I want for my birthday. I ALWAYS say Gamestation vouchers but this year I thought I’d be creative.

So this year, anyone who asks is getting this response.

Any one of the following:

1) Optimus Prime. And not some nonsense modern one that changes into a herring or something. It needs to be red and blue, change into a truck and have a big gun.

2) A telescope

3) A microscope

4) An RC car kit

Being a parent properly puts you back in touch with your childish side.