So, all that stuff I’ve sold. Must have made a fair bit, right? Well, sort of. I’ve spunked it all on Transformers. Mrs Ben will be delighted, right?

My birthday


It’s that time of year when the family starts asking what I want for my birthday. I ALWAYS say Gamestation vouchers but this year I thought I’d be creative.

So this year, anyone who asks is getting this response.

Any one of the following:

1) Optimus Prime. And not some nonsense modern one that changes into a herring or something. It needs to be red and blue, change into a truck and have a big gun.

2) A telescope

3) A microscope

4) An RC car kit

Being a parent properly puts you back in touch with your childish side.