This is a really, really good Star Wars poster

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Rey is so going to be my favourite Jedi. I can just tell.

Things I love about this poster:

  1. Rey rocks the Jedi power fantasy without being remotely sexualised
  2. Her lightsaber is blue but also a bit red
  3. Luke looks fucking boss
  4. Kylo Ren is smaller than Luke because he’s a little pussy but that pussy anger will make him also badass
  5. Minimalist art for the most triple-A of films offers the hope of restraint

REVIEW: Takara MP-36 Masterpiece Megatron

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Sooooo, the big one! I’m trying to recall if I’ve ever been as hyped for a release as I am for this. It was the lure of a ‘proper’ Masterpiece Megatron – Apollyon, in that instance – that drew me back into Transformers collecting. MP-10 had survived the purge, and I just knew I needed Apollyon to stand alongside him.

Of course, as it transpired, Apollyon was shambolic. In the time that has followed, however, two worthy MP Megatrons have been released. DX9 Mightron was very decent, but Maketoys Despotron was the one that stole my heart. He got 5 Stars from me just last week. Could Takara ever hope to better such a mighty fine figure? Well, let’s be honest – the early coverage of MP-36 wasn’t promising, was it?

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REVIEW: Five 5 Out of 5s? My Overdue Maketoys Roundup

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I don’t know when it dawned on me. I think it was when I was bigging up Maketoys AGAIN in one of my reviews. I’m kinda desperate to award my first 5 Star review, and I found myself trying to remember what score I’d given my Maketoys figures. Then the cold truth struck me – I’ve not reviewed any of them! And in the one semi-review I did, a Spotter vs Visualizers write-up, I ruled in favour of Fanstoys!

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REVIEW: Toyworld TW-M07 Spaceracer

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My experience with Toyworld until now has been limited to the recent not-MP10 Primorion, which arrived in my early 2017 downtime and thus avoided review. But I’ll tell you now, I wouldn’t have been especially kind. Both modes look great, but the transformation is just horrendous, and there’s an inherent awkwardness to the bot. He would have been 3 stars, max. If he were any character other than Optimus he’d be off my shelf. So it probably goes without saying that my expectations for Spaceracer were tempered at best.

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